My responsibility as President is, first and foremost, to protect and preserve this fleet and its future. In the end, that outweighs any other consideration. It has to.
When video games that are supposed to be all gritty and realistic and violent have repetitive old-fashioned Sonic the Hedgehog style boss battles where you have to solve a puzzle to figure out how to deal damage to the seemingly invincible boss by revealing a weakpoint.
Listening to my friend playing Dead Rising right now
"Oh that’s how you hurt him. You have to pick up these organs and throw them, and it pisses him off, and you can damage him while he’s pissed."
"Oh. Why is it so weird to hear that a game like Dead Rising has a gimmicky boss fight like that?"
That’s like if in like, Call of Duty, there was a boss that’s a tank, and you have to throw grenades into the top when the giant muscular indian guy opens it up to pop out and laugh at you occasionally
Early 20th Century: Black people and women are less than human. We don’t feel like giving either of them the right to vote because we think they’ll only vote for things that benefit THEM, and they won’t make intelligent decisions because they’re black and/or female.
Mid 20th Century: Just women are less than human. We don’t want them voting because they’ll only vote for women things. Also they’re less smart than men.
Late 20th Century: Women are just paid differently because of pregnancy and stuff but other than that everyone’s cool, okay? We’re sorry about the “Women are stupid” thing. Just don’t think negatively of people based on their skin color or gender.
2001-2004: Okay, we’re doing our best to balance out the women’s pay checks thing, everyone just keep calm. Remember, don’t think negatively of people based on skin color or gender or sexuality.
2005-2008: Alright, we’ve got some laws being passed that give men Paternity pay to balance out the women’s thing. Remember, don’t think negatively of people based on skin color or gender or sexuality.
2009-2010: Okay, looks like we’re having a little trouble with the laws because people are voting weirdly on them, but, we’ve mostly got the male and female paychecks balanced out, and a lot of companies are doing the whole Paternity pay thing, so, for the most part we got it figured out. We’re just gonna take a few more years to balance it out completely, but we’re working on it, don’t worry. Remember, don’t think negatively of people based on skin color or gender or sexuality.
2011-2013: Don’t think differently of people at all, negative or positive, based on skin color or gender. Saying “I have this black friend” is racist. Just say “I have this friend,” you shouldn’t have to label them as a black friend just because they’re black. That’s racist. It’s racist because you’re categorizing them. You wouldn’t say “I have this white friend,” would you? Black people don’t say that. And if they did, that’d be fine, because it’s okay to be racist against white people because we decided somewhere along the line of human stupidity that because white people didn’t get persecuted in history based on their skin color that it’s okay to be racist to them. You see, the reason racism is bad isn’t because it’s wrong to think negatively of someone based on things they couldn’t control like their race, gender, or sexuality; racism is bad because their ancestors went through horrible things and now you’re supposed to treat them nice as a way of saying sorry for the tragedies they went through. White people never went through slavery or cannibalism or mass genocide, so, it’s okay to be an ass hole to them based on the skin color they were born with. Fuck them. They’re all a bunch of slavery-loving Hitler-loving Aryan shitbags anyway.
2014: Don’t even acknowledge that people are a different skin color or gender or sexuality or that they have a disability of any kind you racist sexist motherfucking scumbag piece of insensitive trash. How fucking dare you call that human being an African American Citizen? They’re a human being. Stop calling people He or She, those are derogatory labels placed on human beings to differentiate them and segregate them from one another. Also, how dare you be heterosexual? Men and Women are literally the same in every way you sexist bastard. Unless you’re bisexual, you’re an ass hole, because you treat people differently based on gender. Oh, you think girls with mocha skin are cute? How fucking dare you. How. Fucking. Dare you. You racist goddamn ass hole piece of scum. You’re a monster. You’re worse than a rapist and a murderer and a pedophile; in fact you’re probably all three, most heterosexuals are. I bet you think about the Holocaust when you masturbate you sick motherfucker. How dare you? What makes you think you’re better than everyone else?
2015-2280: Stop referring to people with red hair and white skin as gingers. Stop acknowledging that people have hair colors. Remove the hair and eye color labels on drivers licenses because that’s colorist. Don’t mention people’s ethnic backgrounds. Don’t have a favorite color because that’s colorist you ass hole. Don’t have a favorite anything because that’s discrimination. How dare you like spaghetti better than bat guano? You’re a fucking foodist. Stop liking minty things better than spicy things you flavorist. Stop painting your house, is the natural nasty looking wood shingles not good enough for you? Colorist ass hole. Stop getting prostate exams, you think your prostate is better than everyone else’s? Stop being happy, you know other people in the world are sad sometimes you insensitive fuck. Emotionist dickbag. Stop typing, that’s being insensitive to people who don’t have keyboards. Stop talking, that’s being insensitive to people who can’t talk. Stop living, that’s being insensitive to people who are dead. Stop dying, that’s being insensitive to immortals. Stop existing, that’s being insensitive to non-existent cartoon characters.
This post must never end.
I love Blakey so much
The Tesseract is a fourth dimensional cube. As you may know, the 1st dimension is a line, the 2nd dimension adds width to the line (square) , and the 3rd dimension adds depth (cube). The 4th dimension is impossible for us to imagine because we live in a 3D world, but mathematically it exists. In his theory of special relativity, Einstein called the fourth dimension time, but noted that time is inseparable from space.
Imagine how confusing a drawing of a cube would look like to someone who lives in a 2D world and has never experienced a 3D world. To them it would be overlapping squares. That’s exactly how we perceive the 4th dimension. We don’t understand how it looks but we can represent it on a 3D world.
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
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I like how bloggers make it seem like every response proves their point when they in fact don’t
If anything, I’d say that’s slightly more towards why it has a bad rep now.
Though the key word is ‘slightly’.